Friday, 9 November 2007

Slowly down that good hill

Clinical update

Temperature: 38 and a bit, rising and falling. Like a yo-yo in treacle

Drug cocktail: codeine, paracetamol, vitamin C and Assam tea

Pathology: blood test results still not in

Demeanour: pale as old ivory in this morning's wintry sunlight (though there's noone here to look at me , of course)

A troubled night. At 2am I was - in one of those moments of piercing clarity you get in the ebb of a fever's tidal flow - painstakingly deleting all the stupid music cluttering up my lap -top. Goodbye, Jamie Cullum; adios, the White Stripes.

The fact that the blood test results still aren't in may mean that the falciparum variant (Haitian sub-genus) is so complex they've had to call in more white coats. Or... What? Did the virus escape when they opened my test tube? Are the entire Royal Infirmary lab staff now lying gibbering on the floor, tearing at their skulls as they scream for intravenous ibrupofen? We'd probably have heard about it on the radio.

I feel too frail to write much more.. But let me say how very buoyed I've been by the expressions of love, suppport and sympathy that have poured in since I started this blog yesterday. So very heartening - do look at the comments. Among the messages these stand out:


  • Alex Linklater's promise to sing Nights in White Satin at my funeral


  • My mother Alice Renton's sure-fire way to tell whether someone's really ill or not. You ask them these questions: "Have you had a drink recently - I mean a proper one? Did you enjoy it? Or do feel you definitely do not want one tonight?"


  • James Fergusson's e-mail with an excerpt from Jerome K Jerome's Three Men in a Boat about men talking themselves into thinking they have severe illnesses, like scarlet fever. Hilarious but absurd.

  • The novelist William Coles's immensely cheering bedroom visit, with two second-hand works of popular fiction. Has anyone not read his The Well-Tempered Clavier, a book that made my wife blush?


Enough. I must gather some strength for lunch.




7 comments:

Bill Coles said...

Are you dead yet? I only agreed to read this bloody blog as you promised me it wasn't going to last more than a couple of days. Billyx
PS. Do you still want me to chuck your ashes in the Meadowbank car park? Really? I mean, not that we haven't had a lot of fun there, but ... is it wise?

Amused in Kuala Lumpur said...

This is a lot more fun than Wife in the North

Alex Renton said...

Praise indeed, Amused in Kuala in Lumpur. I reckon wifeinthetropics would be, too.
What does one do about malaria, over there nowadays? Can you still get the chotapeg-wallah to mix a decent gin and quinine?
When we lived in Bangkok we never got malaria ourselves. We had people who got malaria for us. But you know that.

redruth said...

Get out of bed and go and collect your son from school now please.

Alex Renton said...

Ruth? Is that you?

Will Milliken said...

A Brazilian gold miner once told me a sure cure for malaria. Go to the river bank, take a very hot chilli pepper, squeeze it into your eyes, place the rest in your rectum and jump in the river.

Are you sure that's what you've got?

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.

Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903

Alex Renton said...

Brilliant! Did you try the cure?
I'm actually feeling quite normal today. But Ruth says she's seen that with malaria. Up amd down. It's pretty mild if I have got it. But I can't discuss this with R nowbecause she'll twist it for use in HER blog - http://wifeofdyingblogger.blogspot.com
Tomorrow she's going off for 3 nights in the Highlands to finish her dissertation - leaving me alone! No nurse, just kids.